Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 164

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10. Go after him and see if he runs off.

9. Extend them to the top three percent and we could all have double-glazing.

8. It's a fourth plank, good looking, but ultimately useless.

7. Don't tell me fine dining involves anything you can microwave.

6. A fire tornado, aren't they being phased out?

5. It's the week after, then all things will become humdrum routine.

4. Finally to Liden.

3. You need a better excuse to not go than that.

2. Accept what was said, slash all his clothes and move on.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. At least in Wales I know where I stand.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.