Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 165

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10. I can't remember what name was used, but it included many f's.

9. Did you get that second insulting text as well?

8. I'm keen to see something, anything, involving cooking in that kitchen.

7. It was clear we're heading for Disney.

6. You need scatter-rugs and a personality.

5. Mixed, baked and thoroughly cheesed-off.

4. Get David, ask him, then go totally the other way.

3. Everyone can respond to.

2. Charlotte's not been seen since March, she could have been cut back, it's a long name badge to produce.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Pick it up, run with it, slow down, collapse, job done.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.