Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 163

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10. He didn't have a stich on.

9. They've never got anything in apart from biscuits, ready meals and an attitude.

8. It's articulated, like them buses.

7. Owned by the holding company, using the old name, managed by the Swiss.

6. I'm taking it all off for a 3rd time now.

5. It's a whole new World.

4. Even I fancy him and I'm not into the men.

3. Right now, it's happening, NOW!

2. Put that earpiece down and listen.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm speaking with the greatest of sincerity, but you're a boring git.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.