Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon Buses Last Week ; 169

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10. Let's go to my house.

9. Move your feet, they're huge.

8. You're tremendously excited!

7. Come and look at this.

6. Parsnips and carrots, it's gone winterish.

5. Biscuits are the slow road towards obesity.

4. I'm hoping for a smart card.

3. She didn't wash her hands, grubby like a chimney sweep.

2. If you need more, ask me in an hour.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's funnier than a six pound note and I've got one.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.