Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 166

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10. It wasn't separate then, and it worked perfectly well.

9. Preparations are progressing at a walking-through-toffee pace.

8. It's a turning point.

7. Impact-specific, time-sensitive projective achievements.

6. I'm not even supposed to be here, I'm a man on the run.

5. There's eight new ones, can't wait to cop them.

4. We were talking and the subject of your strange gait cropped up.

3. Pizza resembles something somebody's regurgitated.

2. You teach it, but you don't believe it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You must be joking if you think I'm taking responsibility for that thing, put it AWAY!

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.