Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 168

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10. Bish, bash, bosh, job done.

9. I'm resigning, I just don't care any more.

8. It's of very little help, despite the mostly full-hearted intentions.

7. I've really grown into my baldness.

6. Follow the leader and wait for a pilotman by the gate.

5. These new shoes have been made out of old tires.

4. Let's take all the buses and line them all up, they'd stretch the entire length of Queens Drive.

3. It's a national responsibility, you can't be that narrow-minded.

2. The survey came out with a sampling of the most average group of consumers we could find and they all said they'd only like to buy Christmas stuff in December.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Two millionaire comedians, get their slightly less successful best mate to front a show in which he gets paid well-enough, but they make him look like a tit? Oh the dignity of these so-called 'comedy saviours'!

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