Saturday, January 08, 2011

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 183

If only parts of Scott Pilgrim had been filmed on the number 15.

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Changes in attitudes and latitudes, I saw it over his shoulder.

9. Do you like asparagus?

8. It's a confidence thing - no one else is as good as him.

7. I suspect they've ran out of double-deckers.

6. The number 13, 14 of 19.

5. Move the eggs to the cloth bag, or you'll be having an undercooked, impromptu omelette on the bus.

4. I haven't seen it advertised anywhere, but believe me, it's there.

3. Jackie said that Hayley had seen Tyrone, she was majorly embarrassed.

2. We nickname it Spiffington Manse, sounds better than The Lodge.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've reduced all the 2010 New Year-branded stuff, I bought a bagful.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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