Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 185

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10. What's your pin?

9. The whole thing is coming down in May.

8. Keep your hands over there.

7. You want the other side, 24.

6. There are no windows at the back!

5. The report he wanted me to finish is never going to be seen by anyone, so I just filed the file with blank A4 and headed for the shops.

4. That's all your time used up, sorry.

3. I don't quite know how to tell you this, but she doesn't like you.

2. Where did that come from? Aldi? Well, take it back, it's horrid.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You could have made more of an effort and worn less clothes.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.