Sunday, June 28, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 271

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. No trousers, but three tops.

9. There's no later bus, this is the last one.

8. This ain't working, I'm going to have to replace the whole circuit board.

7. She went out with the kiddie from the shop, just after the staff discount I think.

6. You'd be surprised just how far a shirt and tie can get you.

5. When you think back, who looks like they've not aged?

4. Sarah need to keep Cindy in marketing otherwise accounts will go to pot.

3. Early, early, as required, late, rest day.

2. I've not been near it since they kept us waiting for half an hour, twats.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can track him on my phone, even when he thinks it's been deactivated, that's progress.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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