Sunday, September 06, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 281

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. What's unnatural about that, she's up for it.

9. The ladies don't like it when you ask them to lick your sausage.

8. People didn't have as many relatives back then.

7. You're not undercover, they know you're producing a report on their department.

6. Elaine didn't reckon the marketing plan could be carried out by someone wearing canary yellow.

5. Do you want a babychino?

4. If this traffic don't move I'll be home too late to do dinner and too early to do tea.

3. I think they're alright, he's funny and she's not as moany as I remember.

2. They wanted me to fill out yet another form after they'd lost the original order and couldn't find the email that showed the bolts falling out.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Matty was clearly annoyed, she was throwing out expletives like a trigger happy prison guard firing a machine gun.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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