Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 291

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10. Do you know who he use to go out with?

9. Keep it to yourself until we know for certain that Kirsty is going to apply.

8. Can you make a little less noise, everyone doesn't want to hear your language.

7. Here, put your hand on this.

6. It's not exactly dangerous though is it, I mean everyone wouldn't do it otherwise.

5. You've taken what she's said literally and that's not right at all.

4. She was going on about that being the night of their works do and now she's claiming she can't go.

3. It's like any excuse to not get involved, then just ends up moaning that there's nothing to do.

2. He's got about 5 different jobs, none of which he particularly likes.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you want equality you've got to remember it goes both ways and don't be surprised when something you didn't account for gets flagged up.

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