Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 292

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10. We'll have to give him a big surprise.

9. How does it feel though for someone of her age and position?

8. I don't know what Debbie's going to do, but she better do it fast.

7. There's going to be a huge gap between them both if they move that quickly.

6. You have to look really closely, but I'm at he back next to Janice.

5. It was done deliberately, you can tell by the tone of voice, it was so sneering.

4. Take away a privilege to show just how much of a problem it's become.

3. It's been worked out that the amount you pay in is exactly the same you get out, it's been a con.

2. The apples looked past it, I bought more bananas than normal instead.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She stood for the whole hour and did nothing, she got prompted twice to do what she should have been doing all along.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.