Sunday, December 06, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 294

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Remember it doesn't matter what you say, it's how you act.

9. Her lasagne was so big, she had to ask for another plate.

8. It goes the full length of the kitchen and ends just where the bins are.

7. I expected more from Tina considering she's on her final warning.

6. It's not quite as firm as yours, but we've always been different.

5. On the radar of things we're dealing with it's high priority.

4. He gets paid on Thursday, we're going shopping on Saturday, and I'm angling for that overtime in the next few days.

3. The promotion will be carried out by a team of people that come down from Cardiff for the day.

2. You end up with coffee cups all over and it just looks so trashy.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Why do we call ginger biscuits and ginger cake both gingerbread when they're both clearly not bread?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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