Monday, December 28, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 297

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. There was a skate park right over the back when we were little, great it was, lost my knees there.

9. They've cut down all the trees, so Mark's back garden is now bare for all the world to see.

8. I'm not surprised you got stuck in traffic, that load should have had an escort at this time of year.

7. We never have turkey, we always have fish.

6. You could feel the whole building moving, I told him to turn it right down, which he did eventually.

5. If she put just a small amount more into what she did, then there would be so much more to see.

4. This top is already coming apart and I've had it on two days.

3. Don't let Nate keep you from trying out for it, besides if you don't get it, he'll never know.

2. It was 3am and I still had the same two things rattling around in my head.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He got a pair of socks, and a small model of Elvis, he was much happier with that than anyone thought he'd be.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

1 comment:

Sofa Movers said...

Great stuff, made me chuckle