Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 295

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10. The smell drifted over the top of her cubicle, lord you could smell everything.

9. That was so beautiful.

8. I got some stuff in the cheap shop then realised I could get it cheaper in Tesco.

7. She claims that Katey speaks French, but she only knows about f things.

6. They went out for drinks, then found out that they should have been in the bar next door and decided to not tell anybody.

5. Neil just will not shut up about it all.

4. We booked the table for 7.30 and people had been out drinking since 4, it was a disaster.

3. I worked 12 hours only to find out he'd done no shopping, cleaning or made anything for tea, I totally lost it.

2. Shampoo, facewash, a new toothbrush and a little nail file.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They want to sell Lydiard, cunts.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.