Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 302

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10. I'm staying true to myself and if he doesn't like that, then he can jog on my dear.

9. There's a gang of people after him, I don't know what the hell he's done but he better watch out.

8. He's desperate to let her know he's not with her anymore.

7. I'm going to ask the interview panel if they can really cope without me.

6. It's the element of surprise that he does really well in his movies.

5. It's raining again, you'd think there wasn't enough water for it to keep going like this.

4. He's got me all the details of Universal Credit, I don't understand it.

3. It's a ready-made lasagne and haddock pie, I might have both for tea.

2. I sold him my old phone and never detailed all the pictures on it, god knows what he thinks of what he's bound to find.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Two weeks booked in Greece, all-inclusive resort, I need to get a bikini and a spray tan before I go.

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10. Don't think Derek doesn't know the secret of what's all happening.

9. Am I right in thinking he keeps the money from the tea fund hidden in his desk.

8. He's been doing it for 27 years but no-one seems to have noticed.

7. I suppose if head office had known what they were doing we wouldn't be sat here at 2 o' clock.

6. They can't win, we've got no chance in this weather.

5. They want to go to Nandos and so do I.

4. An energy field, does that have anything to do with duel fuel?

3. Shell suits have never been a good idea.

2. It's very destructive.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Sam holds together his phone with sellotape, so I really wouldn't rely on him if I were you.

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10. Whatever chance you thought you had with her has now gone a long way into the distant horizon.

9. Is it difficult to remember why you originally set the business up?

8. That road is so crappy, everyone parks illegally and nothing has ever been done about it.

7. She started working with me on Saturdays, then became a supervisor, now she thinks she's Lay bloody muck.

6. As a kid it was obvious he wasn't real.

5. We're booking for Marbella, absolutely love it, been there three times a year since 2005.

4. I can't stand looking at yet another salad if I'm honest.

3. She didn't start to walk until Carrie finally left her alone to do it, instead of being dragged up on her arms and trying to get her legs to take the weight.

2. It's nearly at 300 now, now onto 600.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Judging by the number of people that went to that meeting, the councillors who think doing this to Lydiard is a good idea couldn't be more out of touch if they were dead.

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10. Keeping it to yourself is not going to help, if I was in the same position I'd reveal it to all.

9. Did you get that top in the end, or did they only have it in lemon?

8. If you'd asked for more you might have got more, you've just got to take a chance some times and ask.

7. This bus always smells of weed.

6. They closed the road last week and didn't put any signs up, I spent 20 minutes working out where I was allowed to park.

5. But no-one likes January, it's like the nasty step-child of the months of the year.

4. He could have made it so easy for himself and said no to going out with her, but oh no, he went along with it. he's far too easily swayed.

3. Everyone I know that goes running listens to the Rocky theme when they do it.

2. There's a diet I got told about that's been banned by the teachers.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Clive mentioned something about his wife and then, abracadabra, he's getting a divorce.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 298

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10. He could see me with that shine, it was quite something.

9. Sandra kept herself quiet after seeing what the accounts team building had achieved in 10 minutes.

8. They want to move us from Level 4 to Level 3 and rent out the floor to some storage company.

7. She's got no shame, they've still got their Christmas tree up.

6. Kate said they'd cut down on their drinking, but that only brings them nearly to average for their weekly intake.

5. It was an amazing year if you take it all in all.

4. Forgetting where they were it was obvious that they don't go out very often.

3. I laughed so hard I started coughing and couldn't stop.

2. If he does insist on wearing those trousers then he deserves everything that's coming to him.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Living like the 1980s isn't going to help him get in touch with his feminine side.

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