Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 299

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Keeping it to yourself is not going to help, if I was in the same position I'd reveal it to all.

9. Did you get that top in the end, or did they only have it in lemon?

8. If you'd asked for more you might have got more, you've just got to take a chance some times and ask.

7. This bus always smells of weed.

6. They closed the road last week and didn't put any signs up, I spent 20 minutes working out where I was allowed to park.

5. But no-one likes January, it's like the nasty step-child of the months of the year.

4. He could have made it so easy for himself and said no to going out with her, but oh no, he went along with it. he's far too easily swayed.

3. Everyone I know that goes running listens to the Rocky theme when they do it.

2. There's a diet I got told about that's been banned by the teachers.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Clive mentioned something about his wife and then, abracadabra, he's getting a divorce.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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