Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 298

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10. He could see me with that shine, it was quite something.

9. Sandra kept herself quiet after seeing what the accounts team building had achieved in 10 minutes.

8. They want to move us from Level 4 to Level 3 and rent out the floor to some storage company.

7. She's got no shame, they've still got their Christmas tree up.

6. Kate said they'd cut down on their drinking, but that only brings them nearly to average for their weekly intake.

5. It was an amazing year if you take it all in all.

4. Forgetting where they were it was obvious that they don't go out very often.

3. I laughed so hard I started coughing and couldn't stop.

2. If he does insist on wearing those trousers then he deserves everything that's coming to him.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Living like the 1980s isn't going to help him get in touch with his feminine side.

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