Sunday, January 31, 2016

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 301

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Don't think Derek doesn't know the secret of what's all happening.

9. Am I right in thinking he keeps the money from the tea fund hidden in his desk.

8. He's been doing it for 27 years but no-one seems to have noticed.

7. I suppose if head office had known what they were doing we wouldn't be sat here at 2 o' clock.

6. They can't win, we've got no chance in this weather.

5. They want to go to Nandos and so do I.

4. An energy field, does that have anything to do with duel fuel?

3. Shell suits have never been a good idea.

2. It's very destructive.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Sam holds together his phone with sellotape, so I really wouldn't rely on him if I were you.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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