Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 300

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10. Whatever chance you thought you had with her has now gone a long way into the distant horizon.

9. Is it difficult to remember why you originally set the business up?

8. That road is so crappy, everyone parks illegally and nothing has ever been done about it.

7. She started working with me on Saturdays, then became a supervisor, now she thinks she's Lay bloody muck.

6. As a kid it was obvious he wasn't real.

5. We're booking for Marbella, absolutely love it, been there three times a year since 2005.

4. I can't stand looking at yet another salad if I'm honest.

3. She didn't start to walk until Carrie finally left her alone to do it, instead of being dragged up on her arms and trying to get her legs to take the weight.

2. It's nearly at 300 now, now onto 600.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Judging by the number of people that went to that meeting, the councillors who think doing this to Lydiard is a good idea couldn't be more out of touch if they were dead.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.