Sunday, March 27, 2016

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 310

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I never thought I'd see the day when you'd admit that not only were you wrong, but also stupid.

9. All you do all the time is lie there.

8. I know why Davis thinks it's a bad idea, but I can't tell anyone, because then they'll know that he knows.

7. Fancy seeing you here, it's quite a posh bus to what you're use to isn't it?

6. They're having a conservatory put in, which is odd, as I thought they already had a conservatory put in last year, can you get them extended?

5. It's all gone down hill since they put that light-controlled junction in.

4. Just think what could be achieved with the right attitude and just a little bit of money.

3. I had noticed the way that she looks at him, it's so common.

2. For all the world you'd think that it was a secret of nuclear proportions, we're just going to throw a surprise party for them, no need for all this cloak and dagger stuff.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Well as you're aware, grandad is black.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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