Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 399

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10. I was sick all over it.

9. Talk about a revolution.

8. It's a cream bun, that's all.

7. I'm fed up of diets, I'm just going to eat all the way through to March.

6. No-one in the household even likes mince pies, but we've got them for some reason.

5. We don't buy each other anything, and it's such a relief.

4. I'm off now until the 15th of January, I'm going to take an evening class.

3. The Christmas party ended so badly he has had to leave.

2. They've got to get a new manager before the place becomes bankrupt.

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1. They've even bought a helicopter, but I don't know where they keep it.

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10. I must have been dreaming.

9. He's really not interested in any work of any kind if he can avoid it.

8. It was when there were letters being sent back and forth.

7. Iceland have them all in one set, they don't taste great, but you can't argue on the price.

6. I fell asleep straight after I put it in the oven, I don't know what happened after that.

5. She didn't get the role and got all emotional, as you'd aspect.

4. I'm not letting him get a phone, it'll make him antisocial.

3. Mostly it's just decorative, you can't eat it, I think.

2. I'm going to defrost it under the hedge in a bucket.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She doesn't really love him, but she's not worked that out yet.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 397

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10. I've always liked blue in that pattern.

9.  Everything's been bought apart from a present for myself, that I always do.

8. I put a gin in my flask and no-one found out.

7. It felt so naked, for all the good things about it.

6. Trust is the most important aspect of it all.

5. It'll rain and then it'll freeze and it'll be a deathtrap.

4. The shift finishes at 2, but Jason was there until 4 as he couldn't find his locker.

3. I forgot the cheese, what am I going to put on the jacket potatoes?

2. They agreed to go for a drink, I don't know who was less enthusiastic, hr or him.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's a call centre in hell apparently and I'm working in it.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 396

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10. It's all bought, but I don't like any of it if I'm honest.

9. The Post Office was full of my ex's family.

8. What a nice looking lady she is.

7. The bright orange one that looks like a Quality Street.

6. I opened the door to find a rat on the doorstep.

5. Jason will go to the pub and the beast will return.

4. He had wellies on and it was 25 degrees.

3. I better see what disastrous set of biscuits you've bought.

2. I don't like like her, only a bit.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Don't send my love to them.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 395

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10. It's a Snapchat situation truly.

9. I don't need you to explain everything to me you know.

8. You are so mundane.

7. All he does it gossip.

6. I was laughing so hard at her saying the wrong thing and getting dumped.

5. She didn't do much work when she was at work, so it's not much of a loss.

4. £25 that's all I've got till Thursday.

3. It was covered in salt and had to be washed off first.

2. Plenty of bottles of wine, but no opener, we started to groan and I swear I heard a cry.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The telephone was not invented for you to take selfies, it was invented for me to take selfies.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 394

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10. It happened to six people I've worked with and it took years for something to be done.

9. Starting is much easier than finishing.

8. Write it off, we all have.

7. Had tinsel all over the garage.

6. There wasn't enough food, so we ran to Tesco and filled three trolleys.

5. Instagram isn't the answer to everything.

4. You're working it well.

3. I'm not going to give you her name, she doesn't like you.

2. Katie just kept on drinking and it's obvious she has a problem.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's such a strong view to have I just stopped talking to her, full stop.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 393

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10. I've bought it all, but I don't know what it actually does.

9. There's no fun in there, believe me.

8. He expected me to be excited, but I wasn't and I still am not.

7. It's sheer, which makes keeping warm in the frost quite tough.

6. I punched him out, then he weren't laughing.

5. No, she got on the other bus, she can't stand to look at me.

4. It's so dull I fell asleep and woke up when they'd all died.

3. At some stage I'll look up and not know where I am.

2. A watch that doesn't even tell the time, a revolution.

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1. They've already had their party, only two went, they took all the food home.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 392

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10. Going is sort of worse than not going.

9. Stupidest person imaginable.

8. All the presents are done.

7. I've decided to turn on them as a surprise.

6. Nothing has been produced at all.

5. Nando's apparently, chicken and something.

4. Stuck there for 5 hours with nothing interesting to Snapchat.

3. It had cake all over it, so I just did my coat up and carried on.

2. The fundamental problem is, no data left.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Please keep it a secret amongst just us here.

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