Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 449

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10. Don't tear the lid, just pop it off.

9. There's not much more left to say about that outfit.

8. Everyone keeps talking about David, despite him not knowing anyone.

7. You'll have to pay for the privilege of coming to my house.

6. It wasn't very steady considering how much weight is being carried.

5. Not a footballer, they use to be the boyfriend of someone on a reality show.

4. I could have bought something for his parents, but they have never spoken to me since that night.

3. Their Christmas do turned into an awful car crash of regret.

2. Adam has not finished talking yet.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He was going to throw it in Kev's face, but he ate it instead.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.