Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 480

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10. Check this beat out.

9. She gave it a good warble.

8. There were doughnuts without holes on the plate.

7. I kept all the paperwork about it and will make sure it gets to the right people.

6. Can you feel that, I can.

5. Ken kept going on about that black pudding the whole time.

4. It was in the shape of a badly-shaped leg.

3. Imagine a lush garden, then me in it.

2. The party started early and was over before the ice-cream van turned up.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you give me that look again, be not mistaken, I will kill you.

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10. It's fine to leave it on in the background.

9. There'll be a clue right at the door.

8. Welcome back to the living side of town.

7. Keeping it real is what us lot do.

6. I saw you waiting in that huge queue, I din't reckon you'd survive.

5. Costumes for all, plus I get to wear gold braid.

4. There was a tint to it, so you couldn't tell if anyone was in.

3. It got really rude after 7pm on that line.

2. I was with her for 3 hours and didn't know his name until I came back to the office.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That Cats looks like a bad, furry trip.

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10. It's not a posh area just because they've got front gardens.

9. I got locked out of the house, but I know the secret to getting in, I rang the doorbell.

8. I don't think that's really going to help the situation really.

7. It all has long term consequences all the way into the future.

6. That's not the same internet I was thinking of.

5. When she wakes up and smells paint downstairs it's not going to help.

4. Falling in love is easy if you're me.

3. Don't remind me of that devilish pizza on a day like today.

2. Watch him closely and when he moves, that's when you run the other way.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Daddy, look, pickled onions.

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10. I have some, like, inspo, on my phone.

9. That money you sent looks a bit dicey.

8. He's always sticking his oar in like a blundering giant.

7. He's been away on business, which sounds nice and vague.

6. A bit of a stoney silence there.

5. Are you doing that Christmas thing again with the hats?

4. Without your own teeth, you become someone far more interesting.

3. I don't why I'm so negative, I've really quite keen to do it actually.

2. She may play dumb, but she knows exactly what she's doing.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That dog looks like one of those Scousers. Do you mean Schnauzer?

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