Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 478

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10. It's not a posh area just because they've got front gardens.

9. I got locked out of the house, but I know the secret to getting in, I rang the doorbell.

8. I don't think that's really going to help the situation really.

7. It all has long term consequences all the way into the future.

6. That's not the same internet I was thinking of.

5. When she wakes up and smells paint downstairs it's not going to help.

4. Falling in love is easy if you're me.

3. Don't remind me of that devilish pizza on a day like today.

2. Watch him closely and when he moves, that's when you run the other way.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Daddy, look, pickled onions.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.