Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 481

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10. What about Sue and Geoff?

9. If we only just had some lemonade too.

8. There's tins in the cupboard that he's never even looked at before.

7. There's a nightshift on the base that they can all go in for.

6. There's nothing coming out of the straw, try sucking harder.

5. You've collected every single one since the late 1990s.

4. There's a saxophone in it, sounding very classy.

3. It came out the year I had my braces off.

2. The ham in it was so rank I nearly threw it out the window.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a goldfinch, can you say goldfinch?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.