Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 483

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10. He was a bit late for the off.

9. They already reached their high point before I arrived at the stop.

8. There's loads of people I won't name, I can't remember their names.

7. Those in blue, those are the ones I like.

6. Mike's always been more handsome than you.

5. All that charm is not quite what it reckons to be.

4. Shirley always gave me the benefit of the doubt.

3. You can choose any one of the chairs you like.

2. I thought you said it was going to have leather seats?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Yeah, she's a right stirrer.

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