Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 482

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10. Lets' mind out before we all get what for.

9. I could only stand about 7 minutes then turned it back onto static.

8. I found that, it retained much more heat than I expected.

7. That fish was really tasty, like beef.

6. Keep an eye on him, he's strayed before.

5. He's going to have an election, not that it'll do him any good.

4. Keep shifting your weight to that side of the cab.

3. We got stuck and couldn't get out until the main stop.

2. The sun came out then spoilt it all.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I've moved the sauce into a bigger area for ease of access.

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