Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 509

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10. Rest your mind my pal.

9. That was so cold I had to defrost the shopping when I got it inside.

8. That revving was going on all night until I dropped off.

7. A pie was all I had, but I dressed it up on a nice plate.

6. He's always saying 'love' like it's a casual thing to throw around.

5. Those earbuds look like something with evil intent.

4. There he goes, grinning over his steering wheel like a pensioner in a Honda Jazz.

3. The bulbs you planted have started coming up through that nasty gravel.

2. I use to watch it, but then I got really into true crime.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She had to pay the fine using her scratch card money.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.