Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 507

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10. You belong to me, don't forget.

9. There was this roar and I thought he'd cut off him arm.

8. You can tell how far back it goes by all the grime in it.

7. It's a lonely occupation being your friend you know.

6. The flowers didn't help, it just maddened the dog.

5. Those chips were the best I've ever had in my life.

4. The seal failed and all the air rushed in.

3. Sharon knows better than to stir that.

2. Thinking outside the box all the time where sweets are concerned.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keeping it all in one bag seems to work for crime lab people.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.