Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 508

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10. It was all red, it looked like someone had coloured it in.

9. He use to be a really good singer but then he tipped over.

8. They're closed until about June when the staff all return.

7. It all fell through and now she's searching through the rubbish in the garage.

6. So many different choices when it comes to bags with gold on the straps.

5. That meal deal was great, it lasted me three lunchtimes.

4. Don't even think about me, I'll be in the corner cowering.

3. To the touch it was still damp and a little smelly.

2. Play what you know, those notes seem to have been cobbled together.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Never set it free within sight of your own door.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.