Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 506

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10. It's not the same topic, but he likes to think it is.

9. That tail your dog's got is so fluffy.

8. I was already engaged when you called.

7. That's chewing gum, don't panic.

6. I was working up to getting off.

5. Sorry, I thought it was okay to move to that area.

4. Did Mike feel sorry for wearing the coat?

3. The college kept making us walk out on tiptoes.

2. The day rider is a strange shape, don't you think?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. All his email about was potatoes and their non-food uses.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.