Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 542

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9. Don't shout if you want to be heard.

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7. I maintain my indifference.

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5. There's no heartwarming part to to this job.

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3. I was not even slightly surprised by his actions.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. See what happens when you don't wear socks?

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