Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 548

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9. That desk was so small.

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7. You couldn't direct traffic, let alone a film.

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5. If you glanced at your phone you'd know I'd left. 

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3. If he travels that far he'll be over his hours by about a week.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Maybe I'm boring, but I don't like different types of cherries at Christmas.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 547

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9. It would be nice, but she'll never realise that.

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7. I think I only have four teeth that have contact with each other. I don't wear my retainer, but I don't need to.

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5. A pint of Alloy please.

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3. I saw a Costa, but couldn't tell you where.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm on the wi-fi.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 546

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9. It says there's no more matching suggestions.

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7. Once it opens, I always want more.

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5. It sounds like a plinky sound.

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3. There's enough for all of the house, but not the street.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to wear my onesie too, but I was worried about getting too hot.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 545

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9. Every time I walk past he swipes at me.

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7. It's so blunt you'd need a hammer to make a point.

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5. Gossip was it couldn't be made right.

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3. You have less and less reason to be here.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can't protect you from your own stupidity.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 544

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9. You can't keep all of this a secret for longer than the event itself.

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7. If it's confirmed, then he'll be out and the other old man will be in.

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5. I just thought it was important to remind you how much I don;'t find interesting.

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3. Neither his employers or family no he has a side business.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Stick a square in front of it first and you'll be streamlined.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 543

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9. At a time like this I don't think about your bedroom.

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7. It falls to the left, like my hair.

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5. Keep perspective on that green light.

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3. Great leaders are born not built.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you tuck your ears in you won't feel cold.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 542

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9. Don't shout if you want to be heard.

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7. I maintain my indifference.

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5. There's no heartwarming part to to this job.

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3. I was not even slightly surprised by his actions.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. See what happens when you don't wear socks?

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