Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 547

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. It would be nice, but she'll never realise that.

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7. I think I only have four teeth that have contact with each other. I don't wear my retainer, but I don't need to.

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5. A pint of Alloy please.

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3. I saw a Costa, but couldn't tell you where.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm on the wi-fi.

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