Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 544

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9. You can't keep all of this a secret for longer than the event itself.

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7. If it's confirmed, then he'll be out and the other old man will be in.

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5. I just thought it was important to remind you how much I don;'t find interesting.

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3. Neither his employers or family no he has a side business.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Stick a square in front of it first and you'll be streamlined.

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