Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 545

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9. Every time I walk past he swipes at me.

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7. It's so blunt you'd need a hammer to make a point.

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5. Gossip was it couldn't be made right.

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3. You have less and less reason to be here.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can't protect you from your own stupidity.

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