Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 564

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. They can't open, they've not got a license.

8.

7. This road keeps getting longer.

6.

5. There's not a menu of options, it's yes or no.

4.

3. The difference between those pants and top, everything.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's not interesting enough to get a blood clot.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.