Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 568

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9. I could hear the excitement, then a bike went by.

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7. Not being there has more of an impact than turning up.

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5. You can't motivate people when they're cold.

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3. Keeping that style will mean it eventually comes back around.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It had a red bum and was really cheeky without prompting.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 567

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9. I can assure you, not a soul will hear it from me.

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7. There's nothing at that stop but a field and some sheep.

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5. I was just looking for my phone, it's very similar to yours.

4.

3. Lovely to see you again, without the hair.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A very discreet and secret rendezvous.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 566

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9. You need to check your own risk and be happy with it.

8.

7. The less friction, always the better.

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5. The section over there is full of feather, grab it.

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3. It's the case that I'm driving around fresh air.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I have a sign with my number on it, it's very small, but I do have one.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 565

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10.

9. I wouldn't welcome her, she's a vixen.

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7. A few people find it annoying, but I like the colour.

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5. What about the voice of the billionaire, does nobody care about them?

4.

3. I can use my charm, it gets me a little bit no further.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like dancing on the head of a drawing pin in a gale.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 564

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10.

9. They can't open, they've not got a license.

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7. This road keeps getting longer.

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5. There's not a menu of options, it's yes or no.

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3. The difference between those pants and top, everything.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's not interesting enough to get a blood clot.

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