Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 566

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. You need to check your own risk and be happy with it.

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7. The less friction, always the better.

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5. The section over there is full of feather, grab it.

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3. It's the case that I'm driving around fresh air.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I have a sign with my number on it, it's very small, but I do have one.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.