Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 567

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. I can assure you, not a soul will hear it from me.

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7. There's nothing at that stop but a field and some sheep.

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5. I was just looking for my phone, it's very similar to yours.

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3. Lovely to see you again, without the hair.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A very discreet and secret rendezvous.

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