Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 565

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. I wouldn't welcome her, she's a vixen.

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7. A few people find it annoying, but I like the colour.

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5. What about the voice of the billionaire, does nobody care about them?

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3. I can use my charm, it gets me a little bit no further.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like dancing on the head of a drawing pin in a gale.

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