Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 573

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9. You can't be that blatant with a huge pair of sunglasses and a cap on backwards.

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7. I whizzed it over to her and she clearly could walk and get it herself.

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5. That pastry always me with a hollow feeling.

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3. I tried to take them with me, but if they don't want to come, I can't help it.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's only been half-defeated, much like my footie team.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 572

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9. More of my street has gone sage.

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7. My system simply won't stomach that.

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5. I was no longer in the inner circle by then.

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3. I don't think that app shows you the buses you want.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you slide it side on you'll be able to see the whole fish.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 571

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9. I expect at a later date we'll find her interest in him buried under the patio.

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7. Why didn't they check the paperwork before giving him the large button?

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5. Once it started raining that ruined the film for me.

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3. He's not her husband, but she pretends he is.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If I could, I'd wallpaper over this entire year gone.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 570

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9. I don't care that much about Claire, not since I grew out my hair.

8.

7. Making something clear is just pretending to answer the question.

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5. I use a reduced fat option on butter chicken.

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3. The hail was so loud I had to turn them up.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Liz could have conducted herself better.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 569

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9. Lets keep positive is wearing very thin.

8.

7. That moves all the way to the end of the seat.

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5. We may not change the world but I will.

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3. You sound like you're talking to me from a call centre.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. All I could smell was damp and garlic.

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