Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 573

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. You can't be that blatant with a huge pair of sunglasses and a cap on backwards.

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7. I whizzed it over to her and she clearly could walk and get it herself.

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5. That pastry always me with a hollow feeling.

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3. I tried to take them with me, but if they don't want to come, I can't help it.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's only been half-defeated, much like my footie team.

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