Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 570

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. I don't care that much about Claire, not since I grew out my hair.

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7. Making something clear is just pretending to answer the question.

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5. I use a reduced fat option on butter chicken.

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3. The hail was so loud I had to turn them up.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Liz could have conducted herself better.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.