Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 571

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. I expect at a later date we'll find her interest in him buried under the patio.

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7. Why didn't they check the paperwork before giving him the large button?

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5. Once it started raining that ruined the film for me.

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3. He's not her husband, but she pretends he is.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If I could, I'd wallpaper over this entire year gone.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.