Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 572

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. More of my street has gone sage.

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7. My system simply won't stomach that.

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5. I was no longer in the inner circle by then.

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3. I don't think that app shows you the buses you want.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you slide it side on you'll be able to see the whole fish.

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