Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Last Week ; 240

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10. It plays really quietly and nearly goes silence.

9. Tuneage.

8. It's not the easiest thing to do, but it'll stop the limp.

7. Carol told me in confidence, which is why that's not her real name, to protect the gossips.

6. Keep him on your left and move forward.

5. The job has been changed, so they can replace him.

4. It doesn't seem fair on those who wear cut-off trousers.

3. But we didn't buy any water so you can't have any clean feet.

2. It would not surprise me if we all get told how bad a job we're doing when we hit the target.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He only played him once, then they replaced his role with a door handle.

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10. All I need is a rescue and that'll do it.

9. Come back after 10 minutes and it'll look slightly better.

8. She left all his clothes on the sofa and woke up when Paul came in.

7. But with the discount, you're actually paying more, stop buying chocolate.

6. Don't let him be that manipulative, stand up.

5. Doesn't mean she's going to be a good mother, she's not cut out for it.

4. Turn the other cheek and take the high road.

3. Sandie said they'd all hear come April.

2. You know what needs doing, no-one else has the authority.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Hold on tight, he takes the curves at quite a speed.

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10. The situation has become temporarily vacant.

9. I ate all this arguing about small points, and it's all so small.

8. There's an excuse for lethargy, but I can't be bothered to remember.

7. Colin's persuasive way of speaking nearly won me over, but then I remembered.

6. Really danced so hard I broke my heel, they're not really my going out shoes, so it's alright.

5. The place has been left to it's own devices, hasn't been to bad really.

4. I have four layers on and look at my hands, just look at my hands!

3. Remember the important things and don't give time to those people you really don't like.

2. Once more, and this time, I expect you to smile at the end.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Shine a light on the whole messy affair, it's not something you should put up with, ever again.

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10. I'm trying to breathe, but having some difficulty.

9. Everything is alright if I just forget about it.

8. I've been driving for an hour and didn't realise I hadn't used all of them.

7. Been waiting since 6 o'clock for him to come on duty and there's been no sign of him.

6. On these all day, I'm pretty sure to go loopy.

5. A separate stop is about 10 yards away, why do that?

4. There's a lot of courage in what he did, but that might just be foolishness.

3. Swing into the middle lane and make sure the end's not sticking out.

2. There's a number of reasons I could give you, but the main one is, I really don't want to go.

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1. I could tell you a joke about creme eggs, but it's not very good.

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10. Don't fall down the front.

9. I was waiting for the one behind, but then I saw you and realised my battery had died.

8. It was built in 1894 in the same time it takes you to make a cup of tea.

7. It's a joy to experience just how unaware Margaret is.

6. There's no other man in the world who is as laid back as you.

5. There's nothing wrong with rogue-ness, but real gents frown upon it most severely.

4. I'd prefer a pasty, but I suppose a salad is just as inviting.

3. The plan will see 30,000 units moved in 18 months.

2. A limit exists, I can't take this anymore.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He said he needed me to trust him again, and that broke it, it's over.

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10. With his height, I'm astonished it's actually an issue.

9. The World's oldest-surviving pants suit.

8. If it had mechanical-conversion, we'd be able to annoy twice as many people in that time.

7. Basically, if I can get a big chicken, we're sorted till Monday.

6. Suspects are high, we should check their pockets.

5. Pastel colours only succeed in making you look like a sweet.

4. It's an adventure playground with plastic balls, I think it's for children.

3. My memory only goes back as far as my husband remembers.

2. Tell HR I've had enough of their tossy attotude.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't turn around the ethos of a company that's been badly run since the 80s.

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10. There's a link there, haven't a clue what it is though.

9. It's a tablet, you swallow it, don't try and go on Facebook with it.

8. If there's leftovers, they'll be on the turn soon.

7. Fireworks? At 9pm? What is this, North Korea?

6. Let's move away from what you think you should buy and what would suit you instead.

5. There's a mountain of biscuits that are priced cheaper than the carrier bags, come on.

4. Day-in, day-out, I keep finding myself watching rubbish on ITV.

3. Not long before they're gone, for another year and the argument can simmer til then.

2. If it was worth anything, it wouldn't be on sale of a Sierra boot.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It keeps staring at me, that angel, all haughty on top of the tree, she's such a tart.

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Wi-Failed Policy Spun On North Swindon 106 Monies

The spinning of the loss of Section 106 monies from North Swindon is now being called a gain (page 6 of the latest addition of the Link Magazine) by Swindon Borough Council Leader, Rod Bluh.

But, we're all use to it, as followers of Swindon's shameful dalliance in council-funded wi-fi failure, Digital City Limited. Now the political spin used to debatable effect on that mess is being employed to save face on developers money mysteries for North Swindon residents.

The money was originally allocated, mostly for road improvements (notably for building the missing link between Thamesdown Drive and Great Western Way), which never took place. The money was at risk of going back to the developers, but the council renegotiated for a far smaller amount for differing works, some of which has been spent outside of the North Swindon area.

But the loss of the original amount is still being called a gain, as we could have lost all of it, this is the belief of Mr. Bluh. In the same way that the flushing away of £400,000 to Digital City (who achieved not a single of their own business targets) has been spun as to be 'repaid' by UK Broadband, who have entered an entirely separate I.T. contract that is not connected with the Wi-Failed project.

Swindon Centric Says ; But in Swindon's, increasingly appearing to be, calm-down-dear-trust-me-I'm-in-charge/patronising form of governing, it's only to be expected.

If a promise or policy is broken in Swindon, you'll probably hear a slight variation on this fluffiest-of-fluffy phrases as used by Mr. Bluh at the end of this month's Link Magazine article on it, "I think we followed the spirit of the agreement."

Public Service Commitment : From A Private Company

The profile of Thamesdown Transport Managing Director Paul Jenkins by Barrie Hudson is an excellent piece on the person in charge of one of Swindon's most important companies.

As Thamesdown is wholly-owned by Swindon Borough Council, it's good to know the person at the top is experienced in their industry and actually realises the fundamental civic importance of a public transport system.

Swindon Centric Says ; Last buses tonight depart from terminuses at 8pm, with a special timetable restarting from Monday 2nd January.

Administration (Not Bats) Caused Regent Circus Delay

As the reasons for trying to persuade a developer to invest in a site can be in a constant state of flux, so can the accompanying political spin of the reasons for regeneration not happening.

Seems the pendulum of reason for the Regent Circus development have swung so far one way, they've now swung towards the other.

Readers may remember that the reason behind the delay was bats. But this article from October (Swindon Centric is playing catchup with stories, you may have noticed!) gives the impression the liquidation of one of the two companies involved contributed to the delay. However, in a council meeting the member responsible for regeneration, Councillor Gary Perkins, denied that the financial problems would delay the project.

Plus Mr. Perkins talked widely about the bats now colonising the building and how that was delaying the redevelopment. However, the developer has said this will have little impact.

Swindon Centric Says ; So exactly what were/have we been told and what was/is correct?

MP Risks Losing Youth Tag With Graffiti Dismissal

It seems strange that an MP (and before that a councillor) who champions many policies that impact young people should be so dismissive of a small-scale Parish decision on graffiti walls.

In his Swindon Advertiser column of the 21st of October (yes, I'm a little behind!) Mr. Tomlinson dismisses the idea of legal graffiti walls since they didn't work at Mannington in 2001.

Feedback to Swindon Centric from someone who used them was that the structures weren't the best to use as a canvas, being slatted and at an angle. The site itself, immediately to the South West of where the John Lewis at Home store is now, between the Mannington Retail Park and railway line, allowed people to joyride onto it, resulting in a car being burnt out, not helping anyone.

The majority of legal graffiti sites tend to be in urban areas, where people will actually see the work produced. If you're going to add criminal connotations to an activity, shove it away where no-one will see it and you're halfway there.

Funny how in his column Mr. Tomlinson did not mention his once frequently-lauded achievement whilst in council office, that the free graffiti removal service offered by Swindon Borough Council was his idea (diverting money from a non-needed I.T budget if memory serves).

Swindon Centric Says ; How much of that money could be saved by having even a small amount of tags diverted to a legal graffiti wall? This is the same MP who is lobbying for children to be taught sound financial management. Oh dear.

Chum at the Deep-End In Invisible Shark Shock!

There might not be a shark at all, but that's not stopping some from throwing chum into the water.

Back in October (yes, remember that?), there was a bizzare, non-story piece in the Swindon Advertiser, about the possible closure of Swindon's leisure centres.

Mr. Brannan's quote, included many important points, but his finger came all of a fumble by untying the bow he was about to knot...

"I can reassure residents that there are no planned closures but basically, they should use it or lose it."

Swindon Centric Says ; Rather like when reassuring a child there isn't a monster under the bed, but just as you turn out the line throw in the zinger, "but, you never know, do you?"

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 233

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10. There's no buses after 8 o'clock, that's it, we all go an hibernate for two days.

9. The threat is actually far less than you perceive.

8. For another year, I didn't send Christmas cards, beating the system.

7. People will look at you funny, but people do that the rest of the year, so no difference.

6. Oh yes, singing is such a good idea, let's get everyone in HR to do it.

5. There's not going to be a mass casualty event, why do we need all that bread?

4. I've got 4 years of wrapping paper in the cupboard, rest easy.

3. Fluffy, like a bear, but less deadly.

2. Stop trying to give manliness to that haircut, it will never work.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's time I started thinking about what to buy in the sales for next year.

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10. That relationship will sink, even without the interference of the iceberg.

9. Stop muttering, what are you saying, we didn't buy the tissues?

8. Drinking anything stronger than builder's tea should be made illegal.

7. Bad people are attracted to Lindsay like a fly around horse-ends.

6. You seem less concerned that me, you're not asleep are you?

5. The worse thing about Italian food is that I can't eat all of it.

4. In the World, 14th most efficient, yes!

3. Found several more of those underneath all the chocolate bars, all with the right dates on them.

2. Don't think about it, just ask her.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The whole film just was porn for teenagers and a few questionable older people.

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10. Don't judge it until you're in possession of all your prejudices.

9. I grew up watching violent cartoons, didn't turn me into a murderer, just an accountant.

8. Watch out for that guy when we go over the humps.

7. Make more money than me and you win the bet.

6. This story isn't as ugly as when she woke up in the spare bedroom.

5. The line between order and chaos is barely visible.

4. But, if you act that way, did you expect her to hug and kiss you?

3. It's about to show the violence, which is why it'll get that rating.

2. Just because it's popular, don't think it makes any money.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I won't give you away, but if you're going to wear jeggings, you're going to get found out.

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10. Don't ask me, I was asleep in the hallway.

9. She wants the designer one, but we all know the sweat-shop priced one she'll be opening.

8. Get a latte and try and enjoy it.

7. It was released, then they withdrew it because it caused hives.

6. Imagine for a moment that I'm actually here.

5. Emmerdale's never been decent since they dropped the 'Farm' from the title.

4. Rapidly increasing waistlines was the name of the report.

3. If it's a cheap laugh, it's worth me listening in.

2. Mike was enjoying himself way too much.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We had a roast dinner but, I really just wanted a plate of cheese and crackers.

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10. As far as they go, they're fine.

9. It's with a heavy heart I say to you, it's my stop.

8. You've let everyone and yourself down.

7. I can hear your Mum screaming at you from town.

6. Potatoes are good for two things only, crisps and crinkle-cut crisps.

5. They do give change, you have to give a special signal.

4. Shipwrecked would be to good for them.

3. Move over and I'll be able to breathe.

2. People said he arrived, collected his mug, swore and left, his car is still in the space.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The central point of the story is that people have to believe she's blue and in 3-D, can't see it myself.

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10. She's unstable, did you see how she dressed yesterday?

9. Bring your own tea tomorrow if you feel that strongly.

8. Read what's bad in Heat magazine, then balance it up by reading the editorial in The Sun.

7. Pink, fuzzy and warm, I'm really feeling sick now.

6. Let's assess who you don't want to send Christmas cards to.

5. Better to see it with everyone watching, go on, start singing now.

4. Stand up and straighten up what they meant to say and get it sorted.

3. Let's take it apart and see if there's really a pork pie in there.

2. Shout it at him next time he leaves those 10 year-old pants on the floor.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I hate to say this, but you never suited blue, either in clothes or your hair.

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10. Let's buy those chocolates, I like the nut ones.

9. I've my eye on someone else, they're sitting at the front.

8. Your pride is something no-one can take.

7. It's got the soul of the devil, but does he have one?

6. Let it move onto a better seat.

5. She's wearing with the expectation she'll get something, and you can see where she'll get it.

4. Excuse me please, that's mine.

3. Don't let Kirsty get the better of you, she's sly, like a fox.

2. Giftcards are the most un-Christmas presents, but the most practical ones next to money.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If I didn't know better, I'd swear Sally was lying, but of course I know better.

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10. Some just came along for the ride.

9. There was an age barrier no-one could vault over.

8. I've read the report, got people's opinions and have no further interest.

7. From the shirt to the face, he still looked lost.

6. Entirely out of her depth, but has no clue about it.

5. That random person there carrying a Primark bag.

4. What happened to the standard that line manager who drove a Prius set?

3. It's lowest I've found.

2. They said very clearly, but I still didn't hear the cheer.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Take no notice, I said, take no notice!

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