Phew What A Scorcher! Good Looking A-Level Teens In Short Supply, Urgent Call!

The Swindon Centric Blog is appealing on behalf of the Swindon Beaver Herald for any young people between the ages of 16-21 for current photography work.

Today and tomorrow's newspapers countrywide are full of photographs of A-Level students holding exam result notification. All those girls and boys featured are picked to be good looking, with tanned skin, small t-shirts, figure-hugging or cut off jeans and crop tops.

Unfortunately, since all sub-editors require candidates that look like extras from High School Musical, there is a nationwide shortage of fresh-faced, Disney Channel suitable subjects.

So if anyone out there thinks they could grace tomorrow's front pages, please contact the Swindon Beaver Herald on 01793 123456, let it ring twice then ask for Jimmy Olsen on the picture desk. Alternatively just dial 100 and you'll be instantly connected to the Daily Mail Good Looking Teenagers To Put On The Front Page To Sell More Papers Department.

Swindon Centric Says ; Or has natural selection weeded out all the ugly students?