Thursday, August 16, 2007

Shoppers Urged To Be Aware Parking Ticket Prices Do Not Include Singing License

Only in Swindon.

A man who was yodelling was asked to leave the Brunel Centre as he was scaring shoppers. If you don't believe us, here's the story.

The gentleman in question is astonished that paying £7.50 to park his car doesn't allow him the right to sing.

We won't go through all the lurid details of this 'story', suffice to just sum up what we learned from it.

1 - Singing in a toilet could lead to worse things.

2 - In future we should demand that shopping centres provide car parking that includes the cost of singing on their property.

3 - Yodelling may help to reduce the risk of high blood pressure, as yodelling is rich in antioxidants.

4 - The Brunel Centre's security staff will assist those shoppers who find singing frightening.

Swindon Centric Says ; If this story wasn't real, we would have to have made it up.

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